The Lapdog’s Girlfriend
Do you remember The Lapdog? Well, he’s back… ish. And, as if things weren’t bad enough already, The Lapdog’s Girlfriend decided to join the party… ish. It’s been a fucking day of ex-related drama, my darlings, and I’m so damn tired of it.
Friends?
I woke up to a friend request from The Lapdog’s Girlfriend, who I’ll call LGF for the rest of this post. Why? Why the fuck is that woman adding me as a friend? We’re not friends. Nowhere close. We’ve spoken to each other a handful of times, if that. We have a couple of mutual friends, none of which I’m particularly close to.
So, what’s this all about? What does she want? What has she heard about me?
Fuck… what has he told her about me?!
I’m the ex that new girlfriends love to hate, so to see one trying to actively befriend me is just plain weird. It’s made me paranoid, and I hate it. There will be texts between us on his phone; has she read them? I’ve done nothing to feel guilty about… but he has, and I have by proxy, I suppose.
Shit.
Accepting her friend request feels a little like walking up to the gallows. I know there’s a world of shit coming. I just know it.
So, I did the sensible thing: I cancelled that shit.
Fuck you. We ain’t friends.
The Lapdog
Just when I thought things were done and dusted in The Lapdog department, he appeared – calling my phone, repeatedly, at four in the fucking morning. He didn’t just call one phone, either; he called both my business and personal phones, sent them both text messages, and left voicemails mimicking my voicemail greeting on both:
“Hi, you’ve reached NotSoSexintheCity. She might grow up and talk to you when she’s done with all of her other fucking crap, but probably not.”
Gotta love those snide little extras.
Cunt.
I thought we were done here. I mean, we are done. I’ve made myself clear, and I’m not going to repeat myself any longer. If they’re so happily coupled up, why are they both blowing up my phone in one way or another?
I need to find new, uncomplicated men to date instead of these screwed up exes.
I also need to remind myself that exes are exes for a reason.
Thanks so much for reading my blog today! 🖤
You can read all about The Lapdog’s story, from start to finish, right here.
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